Wedding Dress (First you love them, then you pay for them)

Dear Blog, I have been wedding dress shopping and I have come to the realization that this is extremely distressing. Not only do I look fabulous in every dress I try on, but designer fashions hug my curves like a chocolate dipped strawberry at a fondou party. Now this may sound spendid, GREAT, the hot yoga and refusal to eat unheathy (excepting rum and coke dipped chicken nuggets) have been paying off. But NAY! I want these dresses to bulge in all the wrong places and make my butt look like a small, yet un-named planet. Why? Because these wedding body gloves are FREAKIN expensive! Upwards of $4000! Thats a years tuition (yes I still judge things in tuition, a pair of LuLu's are appoximatly one classes reading material (I didn't really need to do the readings for that class)). So alas I have been to two stores and have three more to visit this week before I need to narrow down the choices and bite the bullet (silver with gilded gold bullet). Right now the top of the list is a lovely little Vera Wang mermaid dress with lace inlays....Oh my.